Us!

My slave made me put a picture of the little brother on my blog. Here we are, don't we look alike? I mean other than how much more beautiful I am of course!

You shut up!

Last night my new little brother asked me, 'Why don't you shut up?'. !!! The nerve. All morning he's been telling me to shut up too, he is mean. He beeps to me and I beep to him but sometimes he is very rude. I am nothing if not polite and don't tell him to shut up. Granted, he's very quiet, even his speaking voice is very soft and low. I might wing slap him if he doesn't get with the program and realize I am the QUEEN here though!

My slave has been spoiling me more since he arrived because she doesn't want me to think I've been replaced so I get extra snuggle time with her before bed which is so nice. I don't even shake anymore when the Man Tree has me step up for him though it does make me a little disgruntled after, my slave should really be the only one worthy of handling me don't you think?

My little brother whatsit funny name [slave note: Gandalf] gets a lot of Being On The Arm time with my slave too but he is still all skittish so she takes it very slow with him, she actually hypnotized him into falling asleep on The Arm the other day, she is like The Bird Whisperizer, I fell asleep too just listening to her. I can't believe just 4 months ago I was that scared and shook all the time! Slaves are not scary at all they give you rubbies and cuddles and treats! I hope he realizes that soon by watching her worshiping me.

Me!

Funny!

Well if the frooty bird is as funny as this maybe I'll consider being her friend.

Foot toys.

I just discovered the bowl of foot toys in My Huge Prison! I am being mocked and told they have been there for over 3 months. Well I just never went to that corner sue me. It's not my fault My Huge Prison is almost the size of the bird room. Foot toys are FUN!

I love the telephone.

Every time my slave starts talking on it (which is ALL the time since she got a new skype phone, man she just won't shut up, I try to ignore her but it isn't helping and there's nothing on rationalparrot.com about slaves vocalizing too much) I chime in what I think too. She has to stop a lot to let me finish and start her sentences over again which is funny. I love messing with her. As soon as she gets off the phone I go back to being quiet and whistling innocently. Teehee.

Bird Crack.

Today I discovered that all this weird wood stuff hanging around the bird room is DAMN TASTY. It is called bottlebrush and I can chew and chew and never get to the bottom of its tootsie roll. I need more! Can't talk now, mulching!